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<body> <Table Width="550" border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" cellpadding="0"><TR><TD Width="35"><IMG SRC="//www.totalmotorsport.com/images/spacer.gif" WIDTH="35" HEIGHT="1"></td><td> <CENTER><Table border="0" width="100%"> <TR><TD width="100%" align="center"><B><FONT FACE="Tahoma" SIZE="5">ELSEWHERE AROUND THE WORLD</FONT></B></TD></TR> <TR><TD width="100%" align="left"><B><FONT FACE="Tahoma" SIZE="2">03/08/2001</FONT></B></TD></TR> <TR><TD width="100%" align="center"><B><FONT FACE="Tahoma" SIZE="4">Japanese Welcome</FONT></B></TD></TR> <TR><TD width="100%" align="center"><B><FONT FACE="Tahoma" SIZE="3">For The Rollcentre Boys</FONT></B></TD></TR> <TR><TD width="100%" align="center"><img border="1" src="Storage/comeFor%20ELS.jpg"></TD></TR> <TR><TD width="100%" align="center"><FONT FACE="Tahoma" SIZE="1">  </FONT></TD></TR> <TR><TD width="100%" align="left"><FONT FACE="Tahoma" SIZE="2">A Japanese lady member of the Racing-Talk Forum wrote (of Martin Short's appearance on the Forum and late-August trip to Japan for the Suzuka 1000 Km): "Wow Shorty's here... Good luck in British GT too, and hope to see you at Suzuka! Remember, a lot of girls are waiting there..." <BR> <BR> Shorty replied with the news that, "Sadly we are an all male team, eight of us, as it is too expensive to take the girls, but we are looking forward to Japanese hospitality....."<BR> <BR> Can you imagine the phone call home? No dear, we're having an early night again tonight. Straight to bed, promise. No, I haven't talked to any Japanese girls. No, I haven't looked at any Japanese girls either. Yes, that's right dear, I take my eye balls out as soon as I leave the track....<BR> <BR> </FONT></TD></TR> </TABLE><BR> </CENTER> <BR><CENTER><font size="1" color="#808080" face="Tahoma">Copyright ©2000-©2023 TotalMotorSport</font></CENTER> </td> </tr> </table> </body>